Eye am the strongest.
Age 28, Female
Fairy of Ice
Gensokyo
Joined on 12/31/05
Posted by Odio - July 17th, 2008
Okay, so theres like this Bird right outside my Window... And it keeps banging its head into my window... It does that for around 10 minutes and then comes back an hour to 1 minute later... Its been doing this for about a week now... Its small, red-feathered, has a small beak, and looks like it could be bought at Petsmart. My SIX Cats do nothing to scare it away and drive it to rout. I'm fucking scared...
Any recomendations, NG?
Maybe try to give it something to eat?
I'm under the assumption that it is a Daemon sent by Mammon, so I'm too frightened of the fact that it could eat me. Seriously, its so tiny, but I'm fucking scared of it.
Hit it with a crucifix! XD
The only thing I fear more than Daemons is a Christian. We have none of those unholy objects here.
... They burn my skin...
how about smiting it?
Would, could, can't, don't.
EAT IT!!!!!
I'm on an all paper diet.
throw a didlo at it!
I don't know what a "Didlo" is... Do you mean Dildo? In any case, I lack both.
Shoots it.
Why is it still there?
6 cats? You're not one of "those" people, are you?
I'm not, I fucking hate Cats! My Mother, on the other hand, is.
I meant shoot it.
But apparently your family doesn't believe in guns.
Pussies.
I know. When Zombies attack, we're fucking screwed!
Try to catch it and keep it in a cage.
:O
I'm afraid my Feline friends would kill it.
Red feathers make me assume it's a cardinal, though it's probably not. I was also thinking woodpecker.. their heads are red... but they have long beaks. Their bigger too. Plus those things are like jackhammers, and they'd bust your window easily.
Just wait until it bashes it's brains out.
Thats a Good idea, but I can't wait that long.
SPARTA WILL FALL!!!
Spartacus was not from Sparta.
Stab it with a swiss army knife? No wait, if it falls asleep shoot it in the head with a paint ball gun. o_O
Why the Hell would I have either of those?
Get bread
I have Bread. What am I supposed to do with it?
i know I wanted to post something random i was watching 300 when i was writing that. PEANUT BUTTER ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENOUGH READING! LETS SUCK DICK!
Open your window.
And let it into this House?!
im in luv with barney the dinosaur... i wanna rape him in da asshole :3
WTF! WHO LET THIS ASS INTO MY BLOG?
???
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Sometimes I wonder how we got to the top of the food chain.
It... Its really scary... It may be small, but it scares me.
is that demon bird still attacking your window, if so that sucks you should put a trap and catch it and bring it to a vet it might be sick
It stopped like a week ago actually. I guess it got bored and left to torment someone else.
ngfan14
I think it's crazy so you should shoot it.
Odio
We don't believe in Guns at my house. :(