I am your God. Worship me. Give me your Virgins. Give me Oral. Fear me. I can Smite you. I am a Kind God. Ask me of anything and I shall bless you with it. But knwo that I am YOUR God. Your ONLY God. But your GOD, most of all. If you, my Children, if you would bow down to me, I would bless you. Now, Worship me, my Children, for I am your Father.
Eye am the strongest.
Age 28, Female
Fairy of Ice
Gensokyo
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I am your God.
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<3.
Yes! Give me your Devotion! For a God is nothing without the Faith of his Followers!
We shall rule the universe together, my brother!
Yes! All will Join us or Die! For we are the One True God!
God is an arrogant fucker
Arrogant, yes, but a God nonetheless!
Kira.
Indeed. All who would ruin my Perfect World would be smote!
(Gives you oral)
I am not a Gay God but... This will suffice...
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/927260">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 27260</a>
POST THERE
Ah yes... Marriage... I shalt bless this Holy Matrimony.
(Swallows)
Pitcher or Reciever, M'Lord?
Pitcher, My Faithful Servant. Now, climb up unto my Lap and I shalt bless you.
When you're the pitcher, the other person bends over.
(Bends over)
I know. I can sit and stand at the same time. I am a God. In fact, look over hither. There I am sleeping on my divine Sofa. Now prepare to be blessed!
(Takes Divine Robe off)
I am ready.
Then let it start.
(Puts his already Erect "Divine Scepter" into Cericon's Butt)
Sorry I'm not gay.
Of course. For you and I are Brothers. And as Brother Gods we shall rule.
AHHHH (Dick explodes cum)
Yes. Indeed. I invented Cum, you know.
OMG MAN 5 DAYS LEFT!
Indeed. For it was that day however many years ago, that We were born from the Sacred Egg. We broke through and we created this world from the Void. For We are God.
We were seperated by birth in order to rule Europe and America.
Aye. This World is filled with Heathens who do not yet realize that we are God. Soon they shall. The Rapture shalt be our Weapon used for this Purpose. But let us wait; these Mortals deserve time to Repent.
Yes!
First we shall take over Asia, and then the rest of the world!
Soon, the Foolish Mortals who ail to acknowledge our Divinity shalt suffer with their Butts ruptured by Cocks of the Immortals! It is not too late, My Children! Repent and accept me as your One True God and you shalt be saved!
Pompous bastard.
Well, since I created Myself and I am not Married, there is Truth to your Statement. Still, when the Rapture comes, THOU SHALT NOT BE SPARED!
One true god?
I thought we'd rule together!
We shalt. We are Two separate Entities, yet we are still One True God. the writers of the Bible had it right when they depicted us as One yet Three Entities.
Hey...My birthday's in August...Can I rule with you guys?
Of course. Our Triad is complete! Now we need to find some Archangels and some Minor Gods and we will be good to go! For although I am a God, I lack Minions to do my Divine Bidding.
YAY (Abuses powers)
Indeed. For what is a God, who does not use his Powers for Pleasure?
Hello, fair kind God.
Hail, my Child. For it was you who did accept me as your Savior, it shalt be you who shalt be Blessed for Eternity. And more Blessings in the Guise of Comments I promise. For I am a Kind God.
Nikenick
So if I am your twin, does this makes me a God too?
Odio
Indeed. For God is three guys but yet one.